The Land That Time Ignored! A 12-page comedy adventure featuring the return of You-All Gibbon, his giant adopted pet Dogzilla, the mythical media monster Pigfoot, the chemical-crazed Dr. Toxin, the mighty Lord Lizard, plus Japanese monster-movie maker Toshiro Babooni and his towering robot King Kitsch! What more do you want?
Note: This story continues from Quack #3 (April 1977, Star*Reach Productions)
The No-Luck Duck A 3-page comic look at 'Funny Animal' comic books.
No-Luck Duck laments about never making it big in funny animal comics. But Clark the Collector has a solution... maybe.
Lackluster Lizard A 1-page humor tale starring Lackluster Lizard.
Jim Engel's homage to Vaughn Bode where Lackluster Lizard battles it out with 'Da Spirit of Underground Cartoonists Past.'
Orange Sauce A 4-page prehistoric tale starring Bronty the Brontosaurus and Ducky Duckbill.
Ducky Duckbill is invited to dinner by two T-Rexes... not realizing that he's on the menu
Toys Will Be Toys A 1-page adventure starring Harry the Canary.
Harry the Carry discovers that being trapped in a birdcage all day can have its advantages.
Bungalow Bill A 1-page humorous 'musical' tale.
"Bungalow Bill Bunny" (aka The Rabbit Marauder) gets his paws on a CB radio. Fortunately, Fate steps in and seeks to right the path of this 'Hare of Little Care.'
A "Short" Story A wild 2-page Sergio Aragones fable.
A pint-size gorilla discovers that height is in the eye of the beholder
The Rabbit Marauder A 1-page comedic tale.
The Rabbit Marauder (aka Bungalow Bill Bunny) chooses Vernon Lion, King of the Beasts as his next target... with mixed results.
Mole In A Whole A 3/4 page tale of wisdom.
Crawford Crow seeks enlightenment with his friend Fremont the Frog.
Wild Animal Auditions #1 A 1/4 page (4 panels) comedy cartoon.
A gazelle auditions for inclusion in "Wild Animals" #1.
The Presidents Of The United States The back cover of this issue.
From George Washington to Ronald W. Reagan, various presidents are presented as animal head shots.