Wrong Track Mind "The Wacky Racers roar across the desert, dashing toward Handspring, Wyoming! The drivers are desperate to pass one another! To win at any cost... that is the slogan!"
Super Silly Swamp Sprint "The Wacky Races run from Sappy Sota Springs to Squishy Squash! The racers are now cruising across Crock Creek Causeway 'cause the creek is full of crocks... crocodiles, that is!"
Whizzing To Washington "What's the thundering hue and cry? It's the Wacky Racers passing by... on their way to Tubba, Washington!"