...And how shall Mortals know ye? Maddie Arnstein is given the task to rewrite a Thor movie script, and she goes digging in the past for the story.
After meeting with several people who had known Thor, she decides to write a story about a fictional police officer, Kelly Hernandez — whom she imagines with her own face. Hernandez meets Thor while both of them were fighting the same criminals...
Hernandez then starts a tumultuous, sentimental relationship with Thor (and improves her own weaponry considerably), but she finds herself unable to join Thor in the legendary Asgard, leaving her homeworld, Earth, behind. This ends their relationship with tears.
While the producers enjoy Arnstein's script, they decide to greenlight a parallel Thor project instead: A saturday morning cartoon for TV featuring Thor as a dog.
