Where Have All The Heroes Gone?
The Secrets of Peter Parker! This feature is a parody of "The Secrets of Spider-Man" from Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1. It tells the reader about all of Peter Parker's skills and abilities before he got his spider powers. It plays a particular focus on Peter's clumsiness and lack of physical prowess, and his great intelligence. After taking a moment to make jokes about the thickness of Peter's glasses and nerdy attire, the feature closes by saying that young Peter gets the love and support he needs from his Uncle Ben and Aunt May.